Last year 5chw4r7z and I took the parents 5chw4r7z to Krohn Conservatory to see their Christmas display. Santa was there and the parents made a comment on how long it had been since any of their kids sat on Santa's lap. We didn't sit on his lap, but we did have a little visit with him.
Santa: I'd guess you two want trips, cars and houses.
Ms5chw4r7z: I want a kitten!
5chw4r7z: And I want some good cigars.
Santa: Well, that's some reasonable requests!